Take THAT dissertation committee!

I actually just wrote the following sentence in my dissertation:

In the case of a man who claimed he was anally raped by a dog, Lacassagne’s extensive analysis of the shape and size of a dog’s penis, the methods through which one can arouse a dog’s desire, and the mechanics involved in the actual perpetration of the canine “pederasty” served only to elucidate the grotesque details for the voyeuristic reader.

I am the most awesome intellectual. EVAR.

Edited to add: I just realized that posting that will probably get me all kinds of hits from people searching for "anal rape" and "dogs" together. I love the internet.